Cootie, ciao,
no way here to have the correct translation.
But you can use altavista web pages translator (at the bottom of this page). copy and paste the web address in the white space, then choose "ITALIANO A INGLESE" and you'll have the page translated. ....the results will not be surely plain English, but will be a lot of fun....
Moreover, sometimes the PHP code of the forum is misinterpreted by the Altavista translator, so you return a "VISITOR" in the translated page. just push "back" instead of refresh to return to the italian page
for the text of the forum software (excluding the text in images) you can choose English language in your registered profile "PROFILO", at top center of the screen
Ciao
